Post by lady lynne on Mar 30, 2008 19:54:13 GMT -5
A father asked his little daughter what she'd like for Christmas. She said what she wanted more than anything else was a baby brother.
The timing was perfect, and on Christmas Eve her mother came back from hospital with a baby boy.
The following year, the father again asked his daughter what she'd like for Christmas.
'Well,' she replied, 'if it's not to uncomfortable for Mummy, I'd like a pony.'
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Two aunts were watching their four-year-old niece watching televison.
One said to the other, 'What a pit that she isn't very P-R-E-T-T-Y.'
The little girl turned around and said, 'It doesn't matter, so long as I'm C-L-E-V-E-R.'
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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
(Ogen Nash from 'England Expects')
The timing was perfect, and on Christmas Eve her mother came back from hospital with a baby boy.
The following year, the father again asked his daughter what she'd like for Christmas.
'Well,' she replied, 'if it's not to uncomfortable for Mummy, I'd like a pony.'
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Two aunts were watching their four-year-old niece watching televison.
One said to the other, 'What a pit that she isn't very P-R-E-T-T-Y.'
The little girl turned around and said, 'It doesn't matter, so long as I'm C-L-E-V-E-R.'
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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
(Ogen Nash from 'England Expects')
