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Post by lady lynne on Mar 30, 2008 19:59:50 GMT -5
Two little girls were in the primary school playground. 'I like our new teacher,' says one. 'Yes, so do I. I wonder how old she is.' 'Well, I kknow how we can find out.' 'How?' 'Look inside her knickers.' 'How will that help?' 'Well, inside mine is says "Five to Six Years".'
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Father: Now listen, son, from now on you must do your own homework. I'm not going to do any more for you - it's not fright.
Son: I know, but have a shot at it just the same.
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A boy came back from his first day at school. 'So what did you learn?' asked his mother. 'Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.'
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Working on a homework problem, a young boy asked his father to help him find the lowest common denominator. 'Gosh,' said his father, 'haven't they found that yet? They were looking for it with I was a lad.'
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English teacher to pupil who is not paying attention.
'Edward, give me two pronous.'
Edward: 'Who, me?'
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Post by Master Devon on Mar 30, 2008 20:37:50 GMT -5
I like the 3rd joke the best. Ha ha
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Post by lady lynne on Mar 30, 2008 20:49:50 GMT -5
im sure lots say that...hehe
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